You're right. It's called harassment.

women who passed up access to basic health care to avoid having someone call them satan's whore.

that PP is just having abortion parties all day long and they don't have any other sort of reproductive health services

What ever happened to the separation of Church and State?

I'm going to start sending them my empty birth control packets on your behalf.

TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE DOLLARS. For a month. No. Just no.

she was less hurtful and mean if other people were around so try to not be alone with her

your therapist is much better than my old one was

I feel like I should be fair and own that some of that is my fault. I have an outsize fear of her criticizing me

it's sort of a grey area, right? It's not like, capital-A abuse but it's also pretty fucking far from harmonious and healthy.

me constantly walking on eggshells to avoid upsetting her

I second the recommend of the Pocket Rocket. Doc Johnson makes a great one and it's not expensive. I also like the GiGi by Lelo. Think I ordered it from Babeland. A bit more spendy but it beautifully designed, waterproof, chargeable, different kind of vibrations at different speeds. Kind of lovely.

I have 8 cavities that need to be fixed

my mom talks non-stop about herself, never really shows much interest in me, frequently interrupts or ignores me when I'm talking to continue talking about herself, takes completely non-personal stuff extremely personally (she's spent an entire afternoon being mad at me that I didn't like a shirt she liked at a…

a Carhartt store there right next to the Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Prada, etc boutiques!

Lumbersexuals are just muscled up hipsters.

one of the plaid flannel shirts that I've literally had since 1994

plaid on plaid violence

Her butt, her business.

clinking ice cubes and discreet exhalations of smoke in between phrases.