This is not the awful Oscar dress I was looking for, but this will do.

Um, really resisting the urge to tell you to fuck off?

But when i used tampons, they were coming out when i pooped

because I swear to god she doesn't poop for a whole week

Or hadn't been just generally a dick as soon as the clothes were off

not quite micro but getting close, and it wasn't the size of his penis that was the problem at all.

I absolutely hate pumpkin

(((hugs))) to you too.

so I don't know if you've had time to deal with it and you're feeling okay now

the Muscle Shoals documentary, it's on Netflix.

Any good book suggestions?

He's showing you who he is so believe him.

this time suck

The thing is, every time we make plans for him to come to my place he finds some reason to cancel. Any reason.

Delicious. Thank you!

It sounds like you're protecting people who don't support you or your needs.

It's definitely a roller coaster.

Come at me, shit heads. I'll politely nail you to the wall with me crazy psycho bitch face.

Could have been my verbally abusive parents

I went to see Gone Girl and was super disappointed.