Yeaaaahh — that's a stretch.

I'd be elated if they'd lose their non-profit status

what my Scottish relatives call a "wee minding",

try to get a little more into gardening, but I have no idea where to start.

Within two minutes of being done he turns and tells me that he wants to see and be with other women and can't be monogamous.

She tried to rebrand herself as a fitness expert

Vanity Fair did a great article on her run for VP. Very telling. Very scary.

Don't worry about the tool.

Would it be wrong to clue the girlfriend in on all the cheating if she's at risk?

You can jump down off the cross now.

Have you ever known someone who believes their own lies?

Go to the bank tomorrow and move your money into accounts he doesn't have access to. Remove all the valuables from your home and put them someplace safe. Empty your safe deposit box. Shut off his credit card. Have your locks changed. Put his clothes on the porch. Then hire the best divorce lawyer in your town.

I basically told them that it was garbage and that it's not a girl's responsibility to make sure the boys are paying attention.

now I have burning fingernail beds from capsaicin

Just send one text telling him he's an asshole and a bad fuck

an alleged rape

Kotaku is Gawker's MRA skid marked toilet.

As was Sir Mixalot.

and then began to text David Miscavige furiously.

When you have to put a fine point on it: