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Or…why don't you just get snipped. It's an easy outpatient procedure.

El Duce all bloated and drunk in his wheelchair hanging out in front of the Gaslight on Ivar. Ick.

When I was in high school, I used to get high with the Franzia kids. And of course drank wine they lifted: Wine in a box.

Hey Matt, can you be the Ringmaster of the Today empire (busy running people's careers into the ground) and be a dad? Can you do both well?

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It's this kind of thinking that makes people (men in particular) afraid to hold open doors for women because they might scream at him because "I can do it myself, you chauvinist pig!"

We're planning for a Honolulu City Hall marriage. Quick, cheap, and near the beach.

The Wedding Industrial Complex is quite the racket. It's why I'm eloping.

Truman Capote saying she looked like an anteater

I was reading recently that feeling anger toward a partner after you break up is one of the best ways to move through the grief faster

I think he is completely oblivious to how I'm feeling, so I've thought about talking to him about it but part of me feels like he would just dismiss it as being dramatic, so instead I've just been festering in frustration.

Netflix: OITNB obviously.

How long were you married?

I'm just going to leave this:

I have read Dan Savage's Savage Love for decades, from when it was only in weekly mags. This week Dan invited women to tell their stories of men who have done the right thing in response to #notallmen.

I guess I never thought about boys seeing "prudes" as a sexual challenge to conquer.

The 90s were total garbage, except BodyCon and Grunge. And of course The Grifters (1991).

I've seen homeless people with cellphones.

I work with a producer that only communicates via typed words (texts and email). We work in open offices in close proximity. He has a difficult time with face to face conversations and eye contact. Granted the is a man with adult children. Instead of turning to me 4 feet away and asking, 'Hey Skymall, do you know

But it's not sexual harassment if it's just an innocent "would you like to go out on a date?"