Thanks! It is reportedly “stronger with age.” I don’t think we’ll see the end of the series without a lot more wildfire.

“Burn them all!”

Sorry, I confused this for a Game of Thrones post.

You couldn’t convince Walking Dead fans to watch the actual show these days. Zzz...

I draw that line at blood. This was nothing.

Thank you for reminding me of this.

“I can’t bring up my kids in a church whose authority system is entirely based on the size of fuckin’ hats, okay?”

Does anybody doubt that to her Scientology friends she is “just an actress playing a role”?

Yeah, that was an unfortunate snub. I recognized her immediately.

Speaking of oversights, why does the Upright Citizens Brigade wikipedia page not have a section for past/current members?

Are alchemists actively producing wildfire in King’s Landing, or have the Lannisters been nipping at the Mad King’s stockpiles? Seems like it would be incredibly effective against the Dead, but I wonder how much is left.

That worked out pretty well for the High Sparrow, overall.

So I laid the money down, I just had to help Him out.

Are we no longer entertaining the theory that the Iron Throne will be broken down into its component weapons to defeat the White Walkers? 

I like Game of Thrones, but the fanaticism is really off-putting.

That's hot.

If you search "is savage offensive" on Google, half of the front page results link to a Magic: The Gathering card. Seems like a steep hill to climb...

Or the rat scene from Rick & Morty, but I admit Itchy and Scratchy was the first thing that came to mind.

#Winning

None of those clips tops the unbearable smugness of this kid from the Thunder Road commercial, though:

An actual fruitarian diet, one where you only eat only what falls naturally from a plant, is practically pure carbs. It’s not a healthy diet. It’s a diet that keeps people with outrageous moral hang-ups from seizing.

The diets are equally misguided and extreme, but it’s kind of annoying that it’s more acceptable to say…

Honestly, though! A co-worker - a medical doctor, in fact - raved to us about her new “keto” diet a couple weeks ago, and she explained that she didn’t really need to track anything because “as long as I stay under X grams of carbs every day, I can eat whatever I want and I will lose weight.” I think a lot of people…

My girlfriend and I have been driving a rental car for about a month and you can’t get away from that “Red Bull & Hennessy” song on SiriusXM. I have never liked Jenny Lewis, I think The Elected’s first album is better than any of Rilo Kiley’s output, and I definitely don’t miss the days - years, really - of indie…

I had the opportunity to see Avey Tare & Panda Bear perform Sung Tongs a couple months ago and it was a wonderful show. They did a few songs from Young Prayer for the encore, which was a really nice touch. I haven’t been engaged with their recent output either, but it sounds like I’ll have to check out Panda Bear’s…