I feel like I knew all I wanted to know about Moby after listening to that Heavyweight podcast where he didn’t return his friend’s CDs. https://gimletmedia.com/shows/heavyweight/brholm/2-gregor

10 years ago or so my uncle dated one of Moby’s exes. Apparently Moby would still call her and say he wanted to get back together but then change his mind after getting her to agree and play emotional/mind games well after the relationship was ended (by him).

Moby briefly dated a very young coworker of mine, then broke up with her via 11-page fax. she would’ve preferred he just ghosted.

I’ve never paid any attention to Moby, but the episode of Heavyweight featuring him was disturbing to me. Two white men fighting over the music of a bunch of Black people in the south, who aren’t ever really mentioned.

If that wasn’t bad enough, Moby basically refused to give his friend his CDs back, even though they…

It is absolutely astonishing that Natalie Portman got through her early career without much, much more damage/assault/incident. She was literally being marketed as a pedo-fantasy to millions of men (with one movie specifically about this, “Beautiful Girls”), and was the subject of a “legality countdown” on the…

I am currently reading Meet Me in the Bathroom and there was a very brief anecdote about Natalie Portman making fun of Moby for saying “rad” in it.

Different bald guy

Different bald 90s guy

I feel like all this “Moby sure sounds like a weirdo” stuff is distracting from the real issue: namely, who in the world needs two memoirs from Moby?

I suppose turnabout is fair play

Holy shit, 33 and 18? Like, I can understand 45 and 35, 35 and 25, because those might have overlap in life stages and maturity. But shit, 18 is right out of high school, not knowing what the plan is for 12 hours from now. 33 is in-career or between careers, and having a life plan for at least the next 10 years.

GRODY.

So I guess Eminem was right about his diss of Moby... who would have thunk it...

I don’t think they make phone books any more

Smh you know never which virtual stranger is creating a fantasy relationship...without you...but STILL blames you for things not working out in reality.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

Moby tried to make out with my wife when she was still in college. She shot him down.

He has a second memoir and I can’t remember now any of his songs.

That is a beautiful little girl. Gorgeous hair!

That girl has the best hair and I am jealous.