Born-again Christians believe that all you have to do is “accept Jesus into you heart” and acknowledge that “he died for your sins” and you will go to heaven, regardless of the sins you commit. So under that fucked-up belief system, yes, Hitler goes to heaven if he was a born-again. For this and many reasons, I’m so…

Similarly, my favorite quote is from All Quiet on the Western Front: “Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in…

I would weep with joy to see that guy on MY street any day of the week. And hopefully in my dreams tonight.

If I was absolutely forced to pick between one of the above jokers, I guess I’d pick Fiorina. But lord, their entire party can’t come up with a better candidate than that list? Where is Huntsman when you need him? Oh, right, the Republicans basically ran out the one sensible person in their party.

She didn’t like that she was left in the dust. That was on Angela, Angela left her behind. But they sorted that out mid-season!

Well, exactly. He was the hot guy you fantasize about that you don’t know anything about. But somehow you just *know* it would be perfect if you got together. They definitely started going there towards the end, showing that he wasn’t enough for her personality-wise. After she found out Brian really wrote the apology…

YES. STILL BEST FANTASY. I actually have the song on my airplane playlist, because trying to sleep on an airline sucks, so why not listen to Buffalo Tom and dream of Jordan Catalano?

That was the episode where Buffalo Tom was playing some performance and she overheard Jordan talking about it with his friend (played by his IRL brother). And then she asked him about it, he said he was going but didn’t invite her, she ended up claiming he invited her when Rayanne and Sharon were pressing her about…

Except sometimes the cankerous old man drops nuggets of truth. I mean, they do sound ridiculous with their “expensive sounds” crap!

Ahhhh, bliss.

Agreed. It was all of my teenage dreams, wrapped into one blissful, perfect moment.

Nope. I was team Sharon Cherski for Angela’s best friend. Rayanne didn’t deserve Angela post-betrayal. You had one job, and it was to not fuck the person your supposed BFF was in love with. And then once you did, you were a dick about her being mad at you. To get over the trauma I’m feeling now, I think I’m going to…

So much gingerism.

Those updates to their sexual assault protocols sound very progressive. Just having staff members whose job is to help survivors through the reporting process is pretty great and sadly sets them apart from a lot of universities. It very much sucks what led them there, but hopefully this is the start of a really great…

Interesting! I’ve always been slightly ashamed of my love of Jessica Simpson shoes. But I love Vince Camuto’s shoes and bags. Note: I just have not been able to really get behind the Vince Camuto fashion line. But shoes and bags? Yes, please, forever and always.

Except that Easy E’s public comment on the Dee Barnes’ beat down was “yeah, bitch had it coming.”

Exactly. Maddie seems really sweet, too. And it was clear that they were friends and didn’t want to be pitted against one another, and were very uncomfortable being thrust into that position. I felt badly for both of them during the season I watched. But I can’t help but root for the girl who had everything stacked…

I watched a season of Dance Moms on demand when I had the flu recently, it was the season in which Chloe left, and she was such a great kid, I hated seeing what Abby was doing to her and I was so happy when she left that I actually googled her. And discovered her youtube channel which shows a bunch of her new dances,…

I do think it would have been nice if the bridesmaid got her a card wishing her well, though. I say this as a single person who has been a bridesmaid in five weddings, and so annoyed with the expense and the bride at the end of almost every single one of them. But an extra $5 for the card and well wishes to the couple…

Oh, I totally have a TMI dick-barfing story. My ex and I had a bit of an adventurous sex life, and he had me handcuffed to the bed on my back with my head hanging off the back corner. And he was, let’s say, fucking my face. Well, nothing I can do if he goes to deep, really. So, at one point I projectile vomited all…