Agreed. It’s a level of self control which I find reassuring in someone who may soon have access to nuclear launch codes

Googled “cheese aliens” for a peace offering, was not disappoint:

Pictured: the Jezspin Tip Investigation Squad. (Stolen from some other commenter a long time ago)

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This man has hot legs. You’re an idiot.

That’s what I thought! I even have a brief anecdote about it:

As a lesbian, this is the kind of quality programming I am here for. I don’t get him at all and straight women cannot explain him to me. Thanks, Deadspin guy. I think we’ll get along.

Oh wow. Burneko is playing with fire! Ryan Gosling is one of our longest-term boyfriends over here at Jezebel.

COUNTERPOINT:

She has a legit modeling career that isn’t just based on her famous family.

Kendall Jenner is totally smooching Lakers guard Jordan Clarkson

They are what the amazing ladies at Go Fug Yourself like to call bootaloons.

Can we all agree that while golf is utter shit, and people who actually spend 6 hours a day watching people whack a ball are crazy, but how awesome are golf carts? They are the tops!

Put BOTH lids down you savages. A kid could fall in there. or worse, a phone.

Ok, so we men generally turn the light on at night when we go to pee in the middle of the night. All the mechanics of aiming aren’t working well enough yet to get it in the toilet in the dark without over spray. Women generally don’t have that problem so they usually leave the light off. However, that makes it hard to…

But here we have big bear buddy who was born in captivity, and seems totally down to snuggle

Whew, was expecting this...

How many cubs do black bears have?

I stopped watching almost immediately, after the one kid said, “Mommy, the policeman is coming!” I didn’t want to see the carnage. #BlackBearsMatter

Still less dangerous for a kid than Tommy Lee’s pool.