You're speaking for yourself. This article is about whether or not your PC can handle the game. It was a valid post. You're obviously on your period.

Stick to your Taco bell waffle taco's then :)

Don't worry, you're not missing anything. Foodbeast's videos are hideously inaccurate. Go rent Jiro Dreams of Sushi instead.

Guy makes game for fun.
Angry, entitled gamers bitch and moan at him incessantly.Guy takes game down and quits game developing forever.

Jesus, this job sounds as thankless as teaching (which I do).

This is pissing me off now. When I tried my hand at making mobile game apps, I at least kept testing them until I knew the games worked and used hand made art assets and everything and barely made jack all for my efforts, and these guys do basically the exact opposite and rake in the cash.....

Let this be a life lesson: if you want to make $50,000 a day, put ripped art in a terrible game.

Not that I'm a huge fan of this game or anything (tried it and got to 54 and never picked it up again) But..

Kotaku, you are a shitty tabloid sometimes.

Let the tumblr train for it take off and maybe we can hear Patricia's take on it as well!

2nded. 99% of mobile games aren't with reporting on, certainly not this train wreck. Save the space to promote games that actually deserve it.

This is the most biased article i have read on kotaku in a long time. I would just like to point out stealing art is a whole lot different than being influenced by an art style. Articles like this are the reason i have started to move away from reading kotaku.

Hmm, some funny stuff here but a lot of these were cops being hit from behind or out of nowhere, so I'm not sure how they were being morons in those cases.

The Acclaim South Park first person shooter that my friends and I destroyed our N64 analog sticks playing was a 5.8/10?

While this is all perfectly horrible, maybe the bright side is that they'll finally start putting some effort into single player campaigns. :)

Add politicians to that and we get fucked sideways.

This article doesn't have enough adjectives in it. You need things like 'scary', 'terrifying' and 'dangerous' to fulfill the necessary Gawker requirements for posting about projectile weapons.

i so read that in his voice

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You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

While I acknowledge that this movie is bad, I also still find it enjoyable (albeit strictly as a fun b-movie). The laser hallway, the odds being stacked against the characters (she can kung-fu a bit, but isn't a damn superhero like later), the surprisingly awesome soundtrack by Marilyn Manson, and the fact that it's…