About seven years ago I worked in this auto body shop called Charles Gross and Son. Chuck was a great boss, he paid pretty well and he was fair with hours and knew a ton about cars. He was like 64 and he kept up to date on all sorts of changes in the industry—like he was one of the first people I knew to get…

Well, national anyway.

It’s because I come from money and I have a swagger and confidence about me.

/checks the anticipated vote breakdown

The Eagles defense is fantastic, but this needs to be reiterated: after leaving USC in disgrace, Sarkisian managed not to fuck up Alabama’s offense for one year, and was hired by a team fresh off of a Super Bowl appearance with a top offense, the league MVP and no key offensive skill position losses. Under his watch,…

Yes, comrade. The workers should control the means of production. All power to the people!

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

A bold, innovative and great idea. However, given the strong likelihood that he will be unable to restrain himself from consuming chili at halftime of an American football game, ESPN may want to rotate in Joseph Paul Watson for the second half.

The problem I have with your comparison is that the league was different when Marino and P. Manning were starting out. Any mediocre QB gets 3,000 yds/season now, and that used to be tough when the NFL let defenses actually play defense.

Saban by a mile. Belichick can’t stand the media, can’t stand that part of his job and knows he’s a great coach (so obviously has a big ego). But something tells me that in private, he’d enjoy laughing at Brady, laughing at the Boston sports fan, laughing at the absurdity that pro football has become. Saban can’t…

i always wondered why they said that in the comic.

I have a puppy that my fiance likes to dress in little sweaters and shit. She’s a small dog and she def needs them when it’s been below zero outside, but it’s gotten a little out of hand. Matching collars and sweaters and leashes.....a little holiday bowtie collar. The dog looks like a pompous asshole with that bowtie…

That’s what bowl games were before the playoffs, too...

When I think of things I want disenfranchised, I think of The Patriots.

Imagine if you wanted to become a doctor. You attend a top-notch medical school and you graduate at the top of your class. In fact you’re considered one of the very best potential doctors in the entire country. Then you’re told that you won’t get to choose where you’ll be able to ply your trade and that you’ll be…

But then again, that he doesn’t want to play for the Browns shows good judgment.

This really fucking selfish and wrong with him. If more people did this, it would be the end of businesses as we know it.

What kind of industry allows talented young recruits to express their preference for a future place of employment and doesn’t collude to railroad them to their most dysfunctional operations?

.... I…

Man, these later seasons of Modern Family are weird.

I think John DeLorean tried this once.