You Don’t Have to Be a Fucking Stooge

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I would love to see Daniel Tosh take over

Yeah I’ve had sex too, but I don’t throw a press conference to announce it. Act like you’ve been there before, man!

You seem to be confused, we didn’t use this image in the post.

Jesse Reasoner is actually a teammate of The Progressive Liberal, fighting foes like Roger Ignorance and Peter Cognitivebiases with rational thinking and solid logic. He is currently winless.

A lot of people really don’t think they stand for those things though. I don’t, for instance.

“It’s only worth smuggling the reeeeeeeeally cheap shit in huge bulk quantities and then marking it up for sale in the USA.”

This critique of the Fusion is tough but fair.  

But that remark actually has context that you and others are still ignoring: they do have ideas, they are pushing for them, they are influencing people to actually do shit on the ground rather than accept the bland platitudes of an inept party apparatus that can’t do anything but get in its own way. The current party…

“Fuck you”- Bobby Bonilla

“That’s not an all-white rule...”

Actually, as of January 1, 2016, Illinois now only pays taxes on the payment, not the entire purchase price. Source: I work at a car dealerships and lease payments dropped anywhere from $50-$100 per month just in taxes after that time.

Your search info is out of date. Illinois hasn’t done that for at least two years. They tax on the lease payments alone, not the total price.

The Designated Player is the one who receives the ball when all the other players on the team have died.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

I don’t know, what about I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST

The Australian Horn makes me think of a shouting show on AussiePN 2, where indecipherable  questions are asked about incomprehensible sports, every answer is “Oy!”, and points are awarded based solely on ruggedness.

My man loves the movie ‘The Usual Suspects,’ but hates that you never learn who Keyser Söze is.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Because: