I really admire your dedication to this.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Reid and Smith have obvious, easily noticeable flaws, while their strengths are much harder to spot. The fact that Reid looks freakishly like a walrus doesn’t help.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

The official car of Da Share Z0ne

Is this your way of nominating Alissa Walker for DOT Secretary?

STICK TO SPORTS!

Man Chooses To Die On Hill

If this is what soccer does to people, soccer’s the worst.

If not for his daughter, you could be right.

A beautiful woman, who’s specialty involves standing still for long periods of time, saying nothing, holding a case with pretend money.
This has to be Trump’s dream girl.

mmm...well...what are the chances of increasing funding to the testing agencies so they can stay up to date with their tech? Not great, Bob

It’s safe to say it’s racist to see a skinny child out on a jog in public and immediately assume he’s going to steal your shit

Patrick by saying “That’s been a key source of Tesla revenue thus far. In Q3 2016 Tesla sold $139 million worth of ZEV credits.” seems a little misleading with 2.3 billion in revenue for Q3, .139 billion while not small, it’s not huge either. Sure it pushed them a profit, but it’s not mission critical. They have…

If no one takes you seriously because you full-time cosplay as part of your religion, maybe tone it down a smidge on the nomenclature?

Wow, there really is a lot of public value in releasing police bodycam footage!

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The real Skip Bayless is locked in a cell several hundred feet underground. There, his cruel captors siphon hot takes from his shattered mind 24 hours a day. Bayless huddles in the corner of his cell, naked but for a rough sackcloth and short length of hempen rope that he uses as a belt because it isn’t long enough to…

I call bullshit.

Obviously you’ve never heard a former baseball player talk.