In fairness, he did write “according to the Wells Report” right after he wrote that.

It’s a Corolla hatch. A compact. The Yaris is a segment smaller.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

His clock management is a joke. Tomsula taught me to make sure I have a fresh 9-volt in my alarm clock so if the power goes out in the middle of the night my alarm will still be set.

What do you do when your Aston breaks down and you don’t get a loaner from the dealership?

Are you looking for a serious answer here or for me to say, “Hey, yeah, now that I think about it our soccer coverage would be a lot better if we violated everything our site is about and hired someone who pretends not to have actual opinions about things”?

it’s definitely the right guy, 50 women have accused him so far

...so it’s unclear what you’re even doing in a football article?

Sure, 60 million died during World War II, but what about that one white girl?

The only thing that matters here is whether Heyward would “opt out” of enjoying Chicago’s world-renowned restaurants and performing arts to hang out with St. Louis chucklefucks, or whether he would forego millions of dollars to avoid the so-called “best fans in baseball.”

I guess more what I meant is that just because a motorcycle is faster and more nimble, you don’t have to exploit that at every occasion. I don’t drive over the speed limit, I don’t whip around cars just because I’m small enough to do so. I leave myself room and don’t push my limits. I know I can do stuff if required,…

Seventy eight? Don’t give Chrysler any ideas!

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Watch that video again and tell me when the whistle is blown.

Based on this comment, I’m going to assume you’re missing a whole lot of somethings.

Just as soon as walking double doubles become easier to find than decent coaching.

YOU come here for sports. Other people don’t. Trust us, we know our audience much better than you do.

My favorite part of every Deadcast:

I know you’re being silly, but I’ll play along. The history of the word “race” as it applies to ethnic groups of greater or smaller distinction is a very long one. It used to be extremely common up until the early to mid 20th century to refer to “the German race”, “the French race”, etc. etc. “Race” meaning a distinct…

When your goal is max mpg, styling mostly gives way to aerodynamics.