It’s mutually assured destruction. You slide at my legs, I throw at your chest. I have to threaten to hurt somebody to not get hurt myself. And if one of us calls the bluff, somebody gets hurt. Coaches talk about learning life lessons through athletics, is that the one I should have been learning?

Good Kinja.

Tom, losing antitrust shield of Board of Regents is a way bigger deal. The NCAA is going to have to defend a lot of future antitrust cases now.

I agree there are some problems with calling him “cool pope” and gushing over everything he does. But is there a epithet that would better sum up…

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

“Hi, I’m Lance Berkman, and I’m standing in front of Cleveland’s stadium for some reason.”

You had Rock of Gayges right there.

I’m not sure that was the convention, I think there was a lot of debate, but in any event, the circumstances were different. Josh McCown has never had as “good” of a full season as Smith had in 2011, and his most recent season was an abjectly awful disaster.

You should issue an apology for that shit comment.

Counter service, disposable utensils and dishes, even cheaper prices.

Man, what a Texas chain sod massacre?!?!

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

Well if a guy with a fucked up hand can start a 40 without falling on his face, then I imagine anyone could.

My most grim moment was buying a month’s supply of Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix.

Exactly. Nobody ever remembers that Nero was an awesome fiddler.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

I don’t see the Giants looking like, or being portrayed as, assholes here.

This is exactly right.

Shut the fuck up, Palin.

Why the comma?