FBI, ORGANIZED CRIME UNIT: Alright Gatling, spill the beans. Who’re you working with?

Good idea. Someday I’ll try that.

actually it could

Telegraphing your strategy like this is only going to hurt you when salary negotiation time rolls around, Bill.

Joel-Hans Embiid?

I totally agree with you, but I think they did it so Dany would need Tyrion’s wisdom that much more and thus redeem Jorah.

Yeah but did you hear about that hockey player who got shot in the head and the priest read him his last rites and he was cremated but still kept playing? LeBron is such a pussy.

Well the Wizards are doing grand, but then again, they’re doing grand because they apparently pulled a rope-a-dope during the season and flipped a switch that turned them into a more perimeter oriented team..

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

Still not as fast my cousin’s bitchin’ Camaro, but nice try, Bugatti!

There will be a dozen comments inexplicably complaining that this exists.

Omg it’s not food related, but my favourite Nihilist Twitter person is KimKierkegaardashian. @KimKierkegaard :

Aaron Hernandez is his name.

You hate to judge a man based on his appearance and his past transgressions, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see this coming. The tattoos. The hard-living lifestyle. The insistence that he was “on the outside” and that everyone was “ugly” like him. I just hope the rest of the guys in Staind can keep the fire…

Guys are regularly tossing bats like this in crowded stadiums? Shit. That whole country is probably worried about fan death.

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I think it also matters if it’s a soft inquiry or a hard inquiry. A soft inquiry is just to look at your credit score and general history. A hard inquiry is actually requesting a new line of credit.

Everyone is fake and artificial from time to time. You never lied to impress a boss or girlfriend? A-Rod just happens to live on the public stage. Anything he does in public is magnified. His father also abandoned him as a young child. Don’t under estimate his need for attention. Take away the money, A-Rod is just an…

You’re not a sexist asshole, but you do like to comment on articles you haven’t even read, which is almost as bad.

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