Worse still: he had to pay for the tattoo with his high school quiz bowl state championship ring and a game-worn short-sleeved button-up.

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Zodiakleo...? Why am I picturing a polyester leisure suit and a comb-over?

Just gonna leave these here.

This is the whitest comment of all time. I'm impressed.

But Tebow isn't even part of the Broncos anymore.

Lemon: There seems to be quite the disconnect between common Muslims and those who misinterpret the Koran and other facets of Islam to the point of radical fundamentalism.

Isn't this a knock-off of the Roethlisberger fan-fic Fifty Yards of Grey?

Kroenke: We need a strong guy on this. Someone who won't budge no matter how much people cry foul.

I think Barry's point was that Suh was given the benefit of the doubt in just the fashion the program intends. Everyone can remember the stuff that happened some time ago, but they were able to disregard it and treat him as a first-time offender. It isn't the hearing officer's job to say that the league should have…

No, the cops are dead because a psychotic nutjob shot them. That's it. Al Sharpton (who's never advocated for violence against police, has strenuously noted that the majority of cops are good, and immediately condemned these killings ) is not. He's certainly no more responsible than Cliven Bundy was for the deaths of…

If that is what you want, go read another website.

I don't believe this. This is as stupid as a GM and "old-school" manager actively wanting their pitchers to hit batters and purposely put guys on to send a message. No management is that self-inflicting stupid.

Ok, so as a non-fan of soccer you don't actually want an explanation. You have it all figured out.

I read it and did a double-take. The NFLPA won't stand for it. This is beyond Draconian. After all the shit Adrian Peterson got this season? They talk a big game about helmet-to-helmet collisions and reducing violence in football. And yet they're using clubs to discipline players now!?!?!?!?!!?!

So you're saying this is actually about ethics in baseball journalism?

Schmidt had to cut the interview short as she needed to get back to help planning the school's annual "Miss Cegenation" pageant.

What makes it worse is that it's not a grammatical error. "Data" is the plural of "datum", so "Data don't" is correct.

November 7th is the day bizarro reggie miller was killed by professor xavier mcdaniel after being drafted by the celtics in the "time crisis" alternative boston timeline. This is a many world hypothesis that bill simmons speculative powers actually shifted into our universe for 30 seconds in march of 1997.

Now I'm starting to feel bad about the offer I made regarding Tom Ley's career.