Shareholders definitely get an opinion, but whining about labor getting a cut before the shareholders is almost comically tone-deaf and stupid.

Jalopnik is just not the site for you, my dude.

You perfectly described Mark Dice.

One: it seems really weird to me that a police department refers to marijuana as “narcotics.”

Yeah, checks out.

If campaign finance laws are constitutional, I don’t see why this law wouldn’t be.

Right, two good reasons to just Not Tweet.

A tweet that says “i want to say [x] but it’s dumb” probably just shouldn’t be tweeted.

You pop a dinger, but you stroke a donger.

Nationalize the NFL and it won’t be a problem.

Nationalize the NFL and it won’t be a problem.

Yeah, I’m sure every team would love to have Jared Fucking Goff over Cam Newton.

Sorry, you want to fix it by making it NOT look like a giant dong? I don’t follow.

Yeah, my expectation is that they “make it” in the sense that the Model 3 is pretty successful and they keep making cars. But I don’t see any way their current valuation holds.

Most leftists don’t believe that profit is inherently evil, we just believe the workers whose labor makes the profit possible deserve a much larger share.

The minimum wage isn’t meant to be a “I’ll support my family of 4 people by only working 40 hours per week.” The minimum wage’s purpose is to provide just enough money for one person to provide themselves with basic necessities. That’s Food, Shelter, and Clothing. People now think that that means you should be able to…

From the Knox County website:

One, who calls another country’s president by their first name?

It was originally written as a spy movie about the government trying to get to Will, but Rob Reiner suggested paring it down to the personal drama it ended up being.

And based on everything we know about Philip K Dick and his writing, the whole damn point is that we don’t know for sure. He probably didn’t even know for sure.