If he keeps doing things like putting an LS in a 70s Caprice instead of buying Lamborghinis maybe he won’t be!

Greek is white enough as long as everyone can agree to hate the REALLY brown immigrants.

That’s not the hot take we’re talking about, my dude.

Seems pretty likely.

And among a certain segment of baseball culture throwing at someone’s head is still considered Just Part of the Game, as long as you aren’t TOO blatant about it.

He misspoke and meant that it would be a “translucent” investigation.

Because the lives of The Kind Of People Who Get Shot By The Police are obviously far less important than rich people’s money.

yeah sorry you poe’d me

College football coach is one of the least important jobs imaginable.

It’s even better than that. The McCown near the top of the list is Luke McCown, not Josh.

It’s a good example of the tendency for those who most desire power to also be those least fit to actually wield it.

Well that’s the key, he’s still not convinced!

I will have you know that the Creation Museum is in fact in northern Kentucky and a whole THIRTY MINUTES or so away from Cincinnati.

It’s true, Gawker never uncritically shilled for an unnecessary war that killed 5,000 Americans, half a million Iraqis, and indirectly led to rise of ISIS.

Do these Trump staffers just not think before they do shit like this?

The only other conference that even has an argument is the Big 12 with Mayfield, Mahomes, Kenny Hill, and the Texas duo.

Nipples of Females, & Labias.

Nobody stopped paying Hulk Hogan money because they saw him fucking Heather Clem.

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Reached by phone Monday, Krawitz said he has been an ardent Trump supporter since the 1980s