I never said anything about policing who someone can or can’t worship.

Kinda ugly, but

Thats...kinda what I’m getting at. The entire “here’s a dude just flailing around, jumping, rolling, landing...with no regard to what’s even remotely normal...”

I was a tester on Max Payne 3 and in early days of development, that was the model that was used until they put old fat Max in - so many good bug videos were captured with that “ruptured anus” face xD

To this day I can't fathom why they decided that was the facial expression to go with. 

You mean his “I’m about to rupture my anus with a massive opioid shit?” face.

Sometimes the good guys win one.

As a one-time buyer/still owner (of a non-HOA home/neighborhood) and non-practicing attorney: there is no legal reason that a prospective buyer can’t obtain a copy of the HOA pre-purchase. If they are going to be subject to the terms of the HOA, then they are de facto part of the purchase agreement and should be…

“Plantation Racquet Club”

Every resident with a dog should take them for a walk and have them crap in that bitch’s yard.

She gets a kickback for the tows. Which is why she called it in and why the tow company waved the fees. Don’t want that to become public knowledge. The reason some cars are allowed to break the rules as well.

Ditto. Not only do they enforce stupid rules and fine the hell out of people, they also charge you monthly for that honor.

Only a fucking HOA could make a towing company the most moral party in a story.

Oof, a story where the towing company is the good guy to your evil, pathetic power trip.  Good luck living this down, Suse.

“Ultimately, the tow company had some sympathy: WPLG says that they offered to waive the fees, and assist the man’s widow in selling the vehicles, though it probably should’ve never come to that to start with.”

Why did this twat tow it? The widow still lives there and is probably still paying her HOA fees, so she’s entitled to the parking spots.

I think the rumors they were referring to were of the husbands death, i.e. they don’t want to let people know that they knew the guy died, just that they had heard something to that effect but were not entirely aware...

Last Week Tonight did a deep dive on HOAs recently. Besides obviously attracting the most Karen of Karens to run them, they are becoming very difficult to avoid because local governments are more than happy to hand power to the HOAs so that they don’t have to deal enforcing local laws and codes. This has resulted in…

“Sir, how many times do I have to answer that question for you? I heard rumors around the property,” Seman said.

Something’s not getting disclosed here.  Who tows shit based on rumor?  And do the units not come with assigned parking spots that tenants pay for?  How many vehicles did they own?  Plus the fact that the…

Prior to my current place, I lived in a condo building for 7 years. For the longest time, the rule against keeping more than one vehicle in your parking spot went unenforced (as did plenty of other rules), so I had my motorcycle sharing a spot with my Mazda2, as did several other residents in the building (one…