dat Fiero doe

The new Lambo looks pretty good. What the hell is up with that center console though? The visibility in this thing seems bad enough for every single one of them to end up in a lake.

You should see my horsepower numbers, they're yuuuuge!

This is literally if Donald Trump was a car.

Here’s yer brick:

omg omg ogm ogm gom gmo gom gomg gom gom g

That’s one of their CitySafe sensors, I believe. It detects bicyclists the distracted soccer mom is about to run over and deploys a quilted leather chaise from the front of the car to gently cradle them as the car automatically comes to a stop.

The Artist Formerly Known as Port of Indiana.

“We heard your suggestions, the FR-S will now be the Toyota GTFO”

Forever, this is now the Toyota Angry Fish.

It's a throwback to the AE86 Corolla. Why would they rebadge it as a Celica? That'd be like Chevy bringing back the Camaro and then calling it the Corvair.

Also, imagine your parents, you die confirming to them that you’re possibly one of the dumbest motherfuckers that ever lived. And every time they think of you, and their thoughts inevitably trace back to how you died, they’re going to remember that you’re one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. And they’re going to…

Who invited this guy?

*solid golden retriever

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, this Bentley is SUPER happy we’re talking about it. “HI guys! Like my b pillar? It’s shiny! Shiny! Did anyone see where that tennis ball went?!” (this car is the Golden Retriever of vehicles)

alluminati

SEEEEEEW FAUNCY

John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen and as soon as we find out the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off you know why?

Nothing swaggers quite like a Pink Cadillac, yet it's a hard color to come by. Perhaps it makes too strong a statement for many, but there are very few cars on sale today offered in pink.