Please don't insult oatmeal

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Now that car gets my pp tingly

Unless you specifically wanted an old Schwinn, you got hosed and would have been well better off with a newer bike to start with.

You’re not wrong there at all.

You clearly haven’t driven one.

Not if you don't want to die, my sir and/or ma'am

Yeah, having your head down/ass up isn’t really necessary for a daily rider and especially not for something that’s so damn chonky.

If it wasn't a humpback, it would be very much a "yes" from me.

I just want a hotrodded disco van with the cover to Sleep’s Dopesmoker airbrushed across the whole damn thing.

Owie, my sides

I ride.

Fair.

Eunos.

That’s what I’ve been saying for the last several years.

Yeah, I was thinking like maybe a 5hp (on paper) bump, some slight reprogramming or a unique ride mode. Just something really small for differentiation purposes, until they do a second generation of the model.

I had the exact same thoughts.

You can say the same thing about a Sportster and they sold a shitload of those at a ton of price points. If this isn’t a GIANT premium for that category, and the range is ok, I’d see it working.

Eric Stuart is the voice of both characters. He hs a band and I believe works with a local-ish Nashville/Franklin charity to find homes for dogs.

Well this was absolutely fucking perfect and I agree with every choice here.

There’s not much you can do with those shitty sealed beams, to be honest.