Mini Moke.

Since Altezaa Lights were a factory mod, I add these factory mods for your consideration:

and Baby on Board window signs

8-Track tape Deck

Word of the day: apocryphal

You should shave lead with the photo of the rear of the Cayenne... the front is merely tacky, but all that junk in the trunk, daaaammn

@Bumblebee: And I thought the nearest one was in PA... guess I know where I am heading tomorrow...

@skurtis.1: A convertible is a shoe-in...

A Hummer H2 because it's "about increasing annoyance, decreasing technological sophistication, and decreasing speeds".

The Powell Sport Wagon reminded me of this one I saw once at a car show, the Mack Jr.

@JC Whitless: Ah the Dodge Mirada, I thought this was the shit when I was a kid.

I drove the 4 Door Opel version of this on the Autobahn when I was 18 with my family in tow on a European Vacation. It would not go over 94 MPH. Scariest. Trip. Ever.

Looks like we've come full circle... integrated key ignition on the Studebaker, now we're back to push button start. And that Kaiser, looks like an Avalancamino.

Vote: AnyDVD + DVD Shrink

Back when I was younger I was a lifeguard. One of the rules that we had to enforce was that no flotation devices were allowed in the water. This was the most frequently challenged by the adults at the pool who felt it was necessary to clad their children in all manner of floaties and life jackets. The reasoning behind…

Like Mr. Roper's sudden realization that his beloved old Chevy being purchased late in '57 as one of the first of the less desirable '58's, this car too is worth-less.

I have one of those smoke stack thingies on the roof of my house. I fell so cool now.

Or you could just use Opera.

Ferrari Hybrid: Oxymoron

What kind of person happens to have an aluminum baseball bat in their car in the middle of winter?