@Chronixal: It's a special home-brew blend of Paul Mitchell and Redken Real Control, with a dash of cinnamon to show you that he cares.

@pandafresh: Cheers!

@skrame ☆: Of course, I could be looking at it wrong. Maybe the image is supposed to say "Whose Awesome? Your Awesome."

@That-Other-Guy-Over-There: I wish I could find the person that made that image, because I'm a grammar jerk and I hate the improper use of "your".

@C_MaN15: Way to ride P4KO's coattails, C_MaN.

Kirby's Epic Yam?

Brave Fencer Musashi!

I thought Jackson was going to walk in there and rip the convicts arms clean off.

@Dodge2002: Because the glasses you got free at the Theater aren't compatible with your OS. You need to order either the iGlasses or the proper MS glasses (3DGlasses 3.1, 3DGlasses XP, 3DGlasses XP SP2, 3DGlasses ME, 3DGlasses Vista, 3DGlasses 7).

@D-K: I think people are worth more than cats. I often drive past farm houses where there is a sign reading "free kittens".

@Thoraxe the Impaler: The only way I will stop eating meat is if it is all eaten, and there is no more left.

@Michael Buttler: Well, at least we know something can spell "trouble".

@BronzeSoldier: Heh, heh.

@jetRink: I'm sure he's not vacationing in Reno or at a Disney resort just because he bought the sweet house. He probably hits any private tropical island he wants. Crap, he probably even flies charter jet or first class, instead of hopping on a SWA or JetBlue flight.

@Player Uno: You slash our tires, we shoot you with a shell. You put one of our cars in the pit stop, we put one of yours into the junkyard.

@Volchise and Fyro:

@Drogmir: Genuinely curious: What would have pushed this into a day one purchase?

Oh balls. That's the day before my anniversary.

@PanicDriver: I guess technically you're right, but I don't consider something to be "free" when I have to spend hours (or days) doing nothing but sitting there.

@Koztah: You're not in or around Indiana, are you? I'm about to get rid of my DVD case. It's a wood shelf that holds quite a few discs. It's about to be tossed, even though it's in very nice condition. No one on Craigslist wanted it for $15...