I’m at the point of my life where a heated seat is more for easing my decrepit back than keeping my butt warm, but I agree. 

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

And the required paint protection and lo-jack

I think the Prius proves that it can be otherwise. If you want a PHEV from say Stellantis, then all bets are on the thing behaving like a proper Italian car. But a Toyota or say Ford PHEV should not have a lot of problems.

Dealers: +$2k Online Convenience Adjustment 

Can Florida and Texas both secede now, we won’t try and stop them this time. I promise. Just, go.

Aww, bat-proof windows mean there can never be a Batman.

I chalk it up to a lack of experience

Me: “Hello, Porsche marketing department? You need to see this comment from Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death on Jalopnik.”

It was an impressive achievement dulled only by Moron Musk’s need to run his mouth so he can be fellated by his mouth-breathing acolytes on TwiX.

Erin pretty well covered the biggest point of this, though.

Porsche needs to do an equivalent stunt where they race a Cybertruck against one of their cars, only... there’s snow on the ground.

First they need to go back to rallying and i mean big time (WRC)

I’m shocked, shocked that something that looks like a prop from a low budget Jean-Claude Van Damme sci-fi movie performs like a prop from a low budget Jean-Claude Van Damme sci-fi movie.

The Falken Wildpeak AT tires that came on my jeep from the factory are 3PMSF rated. They’re pretty good in the snow. My wife’s came with Bridgestone Duelers ATs, and they’re also 3PMSF rated. The only vehicles I’ve owned that were better than our jeeps in the winter were Subarus. Subarus love snow. Jeeps tolerate it…

The Malibu Max was an uglier, cheaper attempt at the Saab 9000 CSE.

You forgot this

A gun is an inanimate object

Read one sentence further.

As a CDJR salesperson, the renegade was dead last year.