No, shit is the genre.

Isn't everybody misquoting it anyway? I always thought it was "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

No thanks.

For some reason I really want to go check out what Target's menswear department has to offer.

perhaps because Sonic Youth has a song called "Do You Believe In Rapture?"

I'm not sure which is more lame: this, or…

When Buck played for the Royals, his power always seemed to come in spurts. You'd get real excited but then things would just go limp.

AJ = massive douche

Fuck that guy.

…tter-poached lobster on my father's corduroy blazer or he'll finally go through with sending me to military school in Idaho?

That joke just got really close to a girl, and now, this girl is on fire.

You had uncontrollable flatulence when you heard about this one too?

What a horrible band.

Yes I remember that song.

Jamie Foxx *is* Lester Holt.

It's because of the molesting boys thing, right?

I think I get it.

“Why won’t anyone take Gavin Rossdale seriously?”

And you call yourself a Scientist.

You two need to Summer Don