I thought that the first half-hour or so of Paul Blart was pretty dang funny. The rest, not so much, but not HORRIBLE.

[picture of Virgil from "Project X" riding Sarah Jessica Parker w/ saddle affixed]

She have toucan nose.

Show needs more horse asses.

Wait, a guy stood up at a rock show?  How could people see the band performing if he was standing up and blocking their view?  In order for them to see the band perform, *they* would be forced to stand up rather than sit in the chairs provided them at the venue.

Q: What do you call a James Franco with 20 rabbits up his butt?

This is like when the Spacing Guild annually nominates the Padishah Emperor for some technical award.

Hello! Bill Clinton here.

Ya'll heard of WorldCom?

Are french fries and eggnog okay for my baby?

you don't mean *ive *ips, do you?

How can she sleep when her bed are burning?

Anybody else here think Tom Cruise has done some amazing acting in certain movies?

Hollywood = unabashedly liberal?

It's Your Move?

Small Wonder?

No you did not.

I honestly can't believe "Washed Out" made this list.  I found it to be some of the most trite, unoriginal stuff I've heard in ages.  One of those songs (possibly the hit single?) is so derivative you can actually sing Seal's "Crazy" to it, and it sounds a whole helluva lot like Seal's "Crazy".

Bob Seger is so, so bad.  I think I hate every thing the man has recorded.

Wrong, movie is not really good?