Wait, people *don't* like Don Knotts?

Has it been long enough yet
for me to just rip off old Encyclopedia Brown stories and start my own 12-year-old detective franchise and win some of these awards and get lots of money and shit?

The Sad Demise of Ragtime

Tiger speaks the truth.

To become a disgraced gossip columnist, you have to do something along the lines of saving a kitten from a burning house.

*Jim looks at camera and smirks*

Fuck Avatar
It sucked.

I would like to hear more about this, Cat Balls.

No.

Gervais refuses to do a dry run or let anyone read his script
http://theenvelope.latimes….

All Conan shows from the last week are available on Hulu commercial free
But you all probably know that anyway.

where can i watch this online?
Hulu doesn't seem to have it.

Wha?
One bible left in whole world?

Ok, I clearly don't know what I'm talking about.

A New Show for Conan
One of my qualms with The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien has been that he doesn't seem to have started (or kept) any of those awesome recurring gags, like "In The Year 2000" or "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" or "Pimpbot" or what have you. Why?

Oh, NOOOOOO, it's not sarCAStic at ALLLLLL.

That is some funny shit right there, Ron.

It bugs me that they can't just have a show called "Law & Order" anymore. People just wouldn't be interested unless it was "Law & Order: Somethingorother".

You have the same first name as a state and the same middle name as me.

I will strongly STRONGLY third the sentiment that the 70-minute review at the top of this thread is spot-on, amazing, and fucking HILARIOUS.