Wait, Arsenio???

Well….Masturbating Bear needs Masturbating Bear. Everything else just trickles down.

Kyle brings copious amounts of truth to this thread. Thanks bra.

That's actually pretty funny.

Question
How many of those people who are regular Jay Leno Show watchers will be awake by the time the show is over?

That's not a hypothesis man. If that's a hypothesis then" I Just Farted" is a hypothesis (disclosure: I just farted).

@Gimmick Cop:

I haven't been this mad since that guy did that thing that screwed everything up for everybody else forever.

Pete….do you have a link?

You know what I love about Conan?
It's that in his press release, which is ostensibly a serious, "this is how I'm thinking" rumination on the rumors flying around about his and his show's future, he can't help but throw in some zaniness by opening it with "People of Earth:"

Do people actually "rip" Metacritic? I think it's great. I have nothing against Rotten Tomatoes, I just think Metacritic does a much better job of what both entities purport to do.

"C'mon, fellas! You can't have pizza without wine!"

Jimmy, are you familiar with Benny Hill?

*Jim looks at camera and shrugs*

And she *is* pretty hot.

This is lame, but…
…I've never seen any of the Spidey flicks. Are they as good as the Bale-helmed Batmans?

So NOW is it okay to kill the average moviegoer?
Because this shit is getting ridiculous.