They were playing a game called ‘I’m supposed to be able to sleep in my own house without anyone looking at my vag.”

100% Agree. By walking someone on a leash in public you are making everyone you come into contact with part of the subs humiliation. Your reactions be they positive or negative become part of the sexual experience of the BDSM, and the bystanders in the mall did not consent to be part of that experience. If a couple…

I would say it’s the degree to which they make out. A little making out won’t get you kicked out of a mall. Trying to swallow each other’s heads often does get people kicked out of a mall, and should, in my opinion.

Ok. A ton of kids play doctor. But the pretend patient is always awake. This is more like backalley unlicensed anesthesiologist.

My molester uncle told this joke in front of my parents and me:

but I am a square and a half.

I definitely got a free flight once because, even though I was grouchy and underslept and hungover and feeling super-shitty and angry at myself because it was my own stupid fault that I’d missed my earlier flight, I went up to the airline counter and said ‘I’ve done something really stupid, and I wonder if there’s any…

Who was happy? Certainly not colored people or females.

White people have always been polite to other white people. And nowadays white people are even outwardly polite to blacks and Hispanics on occasion.

I feel like this is shaming the iron lung community

Is carbon-based lifeform.

Passes mirror test.
Has opposable thumbs.
Bipedal.

Exchanges oxygen for CO2, via the lungs. HAWT

Yeah, reading these lists I was like, “god, I thought I’d been unlucky since I’ve been alone so much, but apparently I was really lucky instead, since I considered most of these just baseline human functionality those times I was with someone.”

Walks upright.

you have to really really look the part

I guess I’m thinking about it at a more philosophical level. Reliance on GPS induces a constant state of not really knowing where you are at and regularly acknowledging that you need directions to get to your destination. The annoying habit of refusing to ask directions when lost requires that the person have a sense…

Says “uh-oh” before he farts.

• puts on underwear before pants (“trousers”)

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.

33. Ability to summon gibbering insane, howling maws of twisted flesh from the non-Euclidean abyss beyond our plane.