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One night last week I had ice cream for dinner. Adulthood is great!

I am not a chicken. Don’t wake me up with your cock in the morning.

Unless the water is spiked with Listerine or blessed by both an old priest AND a young priest, I have a hard time believing mere water is going to take care of the hubs AM swamp mouth.

No. I wake up tasting like I just tossed the devil’s salad.

Whenever I’ve had three drinks.

mom cats move their kittens after they are born, and sometimes get confused or scared and forget about them. especially if there is construction in the area, they might get freaked out and not know where to hide them, or where they left them. unless they were in a box, it’s at least possible it wasn’t shitbag humans.

You did what you could, and at least that kitten spent her last days with someone who cared about her, which is more than she ever got before then.

A few months after my ex and I had separated and I’d moved to an apartment, taking one of our cats in tow (Bonnie was ‘my cat’ and didn’t really like anyone else anyway), there was a tiny kitten who’d started milling about the house and took a shine to our Malamute, Lady. Now, most mals aren’t known for liking cats,

I’m just going to add that people who abandon (better word is dump) animals instead of taking them to a rescue or shelter are both lazy and shitty. Gah!

Just spitballing here but I’m guessin’ this has nothing to do with the vaccinations and everything to do with a problem sterilizing the needles to give said vaccinations.

Maybe they’re called hygiene kits because the discretion is intended for the benefit of the girls who receive them.

He just ends up coming off like he’s trying way too hard to still be an edgy hedonist. I’ll bet really he’s just tired a lot of the time and his knees hurt and make noises, but he doesn’t want anyone to know that ‘cause you know, satanic rock star and all that.

It’s hilarious. He talks about sex the way that a virginal 14 year old mall goth in 2003 would talk about sex. The horrifying part is that I think women actually fuck him that much despite that.

Aww, thank you! Deciding to have kids is not an easy choice for many people, and I think these kinds of things really do give us a service. I would hope that anyone who posted them is able to pull themselves out of that situation and be happy and that the kids aren't hurt by it, but we'll never know anything more

Thank you for writing this! I was wading through these comments feeling like I was the only one who was glad to see a thing like this, not because I am glad that people are suffering, but that they are talking about something that reflects their reality even though the subject matter is portrayed by society

I understand what you mean, and yes, I agree with you and believe that if you are informed while pregnant that your child is going to be disabled and you know that you can't handle it, you should have a right to an abortion. However, not every disability can be predicted during pregnancy, including autism spectrum

This makes me so sad because I never ever hear it IRL. All you hear is how absolutely fantastic motherhood is, how you don't know real happiness or love before you have children, and how they give meaning to your life. And I notice people who dare say anything not 100% positive about that experience get a lot of

While this is clearly upsetting to some people here, I think it's important to see things like this.

This post is so weirdly therapeutic. There are few things shamed more than family dysfunction and unloving/bad parenting. As someone who lived through deeply unloving parenting, it's validating to see people admit it that feelings from parents towards children aren't always puppies and rainbows.

At 4 am on Mother's Day, send her 15 texts in a row that read 911! Emergency! Emergency! Emergency! Need 2 talk 2 u ASAP! Then turn your phone off. At noon, call her and tell her the emergency is that you love her very much and hope she has a critically fun Mother's Day.