I feel like this needs to be a Kotaku Shop Contest for Mario & Sonic at the 2016 Rio Olympic Games...

If someone told me I had a “confident-sounding” voice, as a woman, I’d totally think they were negging or making fun of me (i.e. you sound like a bitch). Ditto with a “delightfully offbeat” personality.

I think the best compliment is your attention. Looking them in the eye, listening to what they are saying, and asking questions about their experiences or expressing emotions on their behalf (“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that”, or “That sounds like it was really cool, how did you hear about that?!”) Don’t force cheesy…

Thank you. This happened to me on my office computer when I left for a long weekend (we leave the PCs on and locked). I’m computer literate enough, and I don’t appreciate being dubbed a moron by the high and mighty internet commenters of Kotaku because Microsoft decided to be a piece of shit.

I didn’t see the video, but aren’t tampons normally wrapped? How would he rub chili on it and put it back in the wrapper without her noticing? I think I speak for a lot of women when I say I would not use an unwrapped tampon if it was supposed to be wrapped. This might be fake.

To be fair, I’m more leery of the guy with Mortal Kombat on his shelf than Dead or Alive: Beach Volleyball. Gore porn squicks me the hell out, and you never know who’s an axe murderer these days.

I don’t think it’s a red flag at all (unless there is some kind of OBVIOUS REASON you haven’t had a relationship, like being a mean person or part of a hate group or something)

When I started my current relationship, my partner had literally no experience with relationships, but I think he quickly realized it’s not all…

Duh, who doesn’t like a good monkey porn every now and again?

Hey, I hate wearing pants too, but only a long sleeve tee and boots? You’ll get frostbite!

Cosigned!

That’s 110% by my calculations. The extra percentage probably accounts for students of mixed racial categories.

I bought gifts of food and tea ($25/each) for all the ladies (misandry!) in our VERY small office where I work part-time.

I thought wouldn’t feel right to exclude my boss, who works right next to the 4 of us, so I bought her some chocolate too, but all this “NEVER BUY GIFTS FOR YOUR BOSS” in the comments is giving me…

I understand that. I still think in some places prosecutors carry guns for their protection, especially in high risk situations where threat of retaliation is high (like prosecuting gang members).

I guess I just meant it’s not like he works at Baskin-Robbins and brought a gun to work, there could be a legitimate…

??? He’s an assistant prosecutor. Don’t they usually have guns because they deal with criminals?

I think it’s worth a montion that you DO NOT need the specific card to meet the villagers you want to meet. I was super sad to find out (after buying 2 packs) there was no Colton or Marshal card in Series 1, but it turns out there are about 2-3 random villagers per day milling around your store to request homes. Now I…

Lol, there was a girl at the neighborhood pool who ALWAYS wanted to be Crystal Diamond. It didn’t matter if we were pretending to be mermaids, or faeries, or whatever, she would always yell “Ok, my name will be CRYSTAL DIAMOND!”

You too?! I STILL have nightmares as my childhood self not knowing how to drive a car, or brakes stop working or something. It’s horrible.

Based on other comments, ou seem like a reasonable enough person, so I’m not sure why you’re choosing this hill to die on. You don’t think maybe, just maybe, it was a bit of a faux pas to come to a known feminist website and say that any person REQUIRES makeup to look “remotely attractive”.

It’s gonna stir up…