Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

“The Uni-President 7-Eleven Lions”

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

attempted to hide the bags under some leaves before being arrested

Shit, I get upset when I have to scroll to the bottom of a drop down menu to get the the US.

Man shut the fuck up

I’m guessing the doors unlock or something else happens that opens the car.

+1 so freaking dumb

+1 Tuffet

“No whey!”

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

anyone else think their monitor had something on it and it just turned out to be DeBrusk’s Cindy Crawford mole?

The dream of them dropping to sub .500 baseball is alive!

This article puts a hop in my step on this fine Saturday morning.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

That’s not how hockey works at all!

This is just like the time when I broke my hand playing Golden Tee, while drunk at a bar. I eventually recovered physically, but the mental scars remained. Can’t tell you how many times I was asked to play. But I just couldn’t.

(Lacob’s fiancé, also in attendance, would later play the part of charming peacemaker with the Thunder fan heading into Game 4)

Even a slight bit of research would tell you that Goldust is, in fact, Dusty Rhodes' son, Dustin Runnels. He has worked under both the names Dusty Rhodes Jr. and Dustin Rhodes.