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I was promised magical boy... all i got was another girl

What does it say about me that I’m perfectly willing to accept real-life videogame fights and superpowered vegans, but I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to believe that multiple beautiful women would be throwing themselves at Michael Fucking Cera?

Mei and Zarya? Sure, I can ship that.

It lives!

I can’t.

You know nothing John Sn.. *ahem* Ciaran.

Its an important plot of Berserk story... how you could even compare that to something Dark Souls...

I....... I don’t even know what to say. I really don’t. Laugh? Cry? Be disgusted? Download it instantly? All of the above? I can’t even decide.

God forbid you wait 10 minutes until its over to begin playing again.

Ruining a community gathering to watch a one time only in game event? Yeah, I’ll confidently call that trolling.

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The title had me excited to see an anime intro to Thor: Ragnarok. Instead I get one of the least charming anime songs played over a Thor Ragnorok trailer (montage?). Thanks for getting my hopes up.

I was expecting something like this:

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Would have preferred a more classic 80's style in terms of song choice.

Dude. Why do you think you lay the Queen on top of the King, and then the Jack on top of the Queen?

Solitaire’s all about that threesome action.

Something something WRYYYYYY, something something ZA WARUDO.

I actually really like the look on the girls face, it reminds me a LOT of a face my wife makes. My wife is different, almost as if she doesn’t understand regular humans. Many things she does or has done tend to get people to look at her weird. When they give her those kind of looks, she gets this silly awkwardness and

Obviously you’ve never ridden a scythe at high speeds

the hell is wrong with the blond girls face

nothing

That mech suit at the end...

“Where are my humans, Omnic? They were removed, where have they gone?”

I never know what percentage to tip.