Jesus Christ I'm blind

Yeah, good fucking point, Club writers.

You are an Unusual

They're poppy as hell, so that turns a lot of people off, understandably. But they sing in French, and that's always cool.

But Phel, what about Malajube???

DOES NOT COMPUTE

What's really weird is that Ellie gives apparently amazing blowjobs in Yes Man.

At what point did Chang say to restart DHARMA? I'm having trouble remembering.

Yeah, yeah, but Akbar still fucking rules

JohnnyRuin - Absolutely. I assure you that I'd much rather be a Sub of Possibilities than a Douche Canoe.

I don't. Best to cover all your bases, though.

Any and all Pynchon, as well as James Ellroy. All of his work.

I only have one request here:
No "Twilight", no "The Host", no FUCKING STEPHENIE MEYER!

Died of dysentery gimme tha watch

Taco Doritos

It was pretty convenient, in retrospect, that the Starkwood guy went to "check the perimeter" right before Tony showed up to plant the C4.

That's what she said

Without even getting any Agent Hotness hotness, too.

Hey Burl, what's up? Did you see that Billy Bob Thornton interview or what?

Everyone
on this show who is evil uses the same Sanyo Katana Sprint phone. Just so you know.