@Pilgrim Stop talking shit about me!

Can't come up with clever response quickly enough

I thought for sure they'd pan down to see that his shoes were still in the same place

OMG I KLLD YR DAUTR!!!11

It'll especially piss me off if it's that douche canoe Radzinsky that kills him.

Yummsh, you are correct. That girl is ridiculo.

Nice. Seeing someone yell that, in real time, completely without irony, is one of the funniest things in the world.

You're right, Noel
I was thinking, this images-in-smoke-monster-deal is borderline cheesy and stupid, but Michael Emerson went and rescued it. That guy is unbelievable. I always pretty much knew when he was lying and when he was telling the truth in previous episodes, but not tonight. Pretty heartbreaking, too,…

Absolutely true.

I don't know, maybe they all went crazy a la the other Frenchmen.

How
could this show have ever been cancelled? Just look at that picture, it's enough reason to leave it on longer than The Simpsons.

It's Sandra about Denali

MINE HAS THE MUSTARD, IT'S FEYD THAT LOVES MAYO

The Tudors are getting close with the number of times I've had to hear that Queen song in the last few weeks.

Sorry for the self-reply, but the guy was at a NASCAR race over the weekend, too:

That Observer clip is hysterical. They actually did make that show watchable for once, if only for 25 seconds or so.

BODY MASSAGE.

Obviously the brilliant minds over at Fox haven't learned anything from Lost, or even their own show, 24, both of which work better without interruption.

Sadly, she looked better as a corpse

Ohmygodohmygod BURL!