I always think of one guy in particular at my school who was built like a lumberjack and extremely volatile.  He lived next door to one of my best friends and would wander over every now and then, which was always tense as hell and a relief when he left.  And yeah, he looked about 25.

They’re gonna kick your fucking a-aass!

As if Chloe Flower’s at the piano staring at Michelle Yeoh doing her speech and mutters, “Ok Crouching Tiger, you’ve had your time,” and starts playing.

I’m imagining what goes on at the typical search party:
“Well Cap, we looked everywhere we typically look. We found nothing.”
“Well, did you look here?” *points on map*
“No.”
“Why not?”
“We don’t typically look there.”
“Well maybe somebody should go look there!”
And they’d find like dozens of plane and boat wrecks and all…

You know, I appreciate a writer willing to review a movie on its own dumb level and grade it as such. Nicely done, Jordan!

Not the greatest at using my elbow or wrist to turn on the faucet but definitely take care to avoid touching the spices with a dirty hand. I either keep my right hand clean to use to grab/put on the salt/spices and the left hand to pat on and flip the meat or if I’m using a rub, I’ll move some to a small bowl and then…

Very true. Six-packs abs are less about specific work outs and more about having almost dangerous low levels of body fat combined with dehydration. Blame the rise of body building culture in the 70s. Which was way less about health or strength and more about sculpting your body to a specific form. 

The deal is, they are deleting this from the servers next month, and flinging all physical copies into the ocean.

Forget the killer in the show, Velma needs to have one eye open for the real danger... David Zaslav. An HBO Max original and it’s animated? This thing is throwing up death flags left and right!

Velma boasts a well-structured narrative with jokes, suspense, interconnected plotlines, and evolving relationships inste...

This reminds me of “popcorn mode” that almost every new microwave oven has had for a while now - it’s supposed to automatically cook popcorn to perfection based on its own sensors and programming, but every bag of microwave popcorn I’ve bought basically since then has said “do not under any circumstances use Popcorn…

Seriously, one of the best soundtracks for me growing up. If you don’t fall in love with Johnette Napolitano doing Everybody Knows with Concrete Blonde, you are tone deaf. It’s also where I got my first taste of the Pixies (I still love Wave of Mutilation and consider it the preeminent Rainy Day Song) and the Cowboy…

I love Pump Up the Volume. The soundtrack introduced a young me to Concrete Blonde and my life hasn’t been the same. 

But they have strategies for vertical brand integration!

So they sacked the people responsible for the sacking?

Even if you bring in the latest in “babysitting technology”, you’ll still face the oldest of babysitter problems: How long until Dad wants to fuck her face.

My mom (a retired ER respiratory therapist) is always yelling ventilator/oxygen inaccuracies at every hospital show.

Man, they got that monster design just right - believably plastic/rubber, but also just human enough to convey emotion and hit that uncanny spot.

If you’re talking The Marine and 12 Rounds-era Cena, I put that on WWE Films. After Dwayne left and pretty immediately became a successful mainstream actor, Vince McMahon was very keen on not letting that happen again (lest he miss out on his cut of the action) so they tried to get into the B-movie game with talent…

There’s been a few attempts to get a film series based on Donald Westlake’s Parker books off the ground. Bautista just might be the person to get it done.