Missing from the list is “Santa’s Slay” starring Goldberg. In this one Santa is the Anti-Christ, who goes on a rampage after being freed from his 1,000 years punishment of delivering toys to kids, all due to him losing a Curling match against an angel.

What, you’re saying the “smoking section” on an airplane didn’t confine the smoke to those rows??

“You don't wanna know from me, man. This ain't even my neighborhood." - A line from another John Hughes written film

Probably has something to do with not wanting to make security lines even longer since all those people coming to meet the plane would have to go through security as well.

Um, it’s spelled “Jeebus,” thank you very much.

The episode with the zombie in the taxi scared the shit outta me.

Someone should create a network that caters to Christians who hate the Lord.

I would actually be sort of okay with this. If Christians want to tell me to keep the Christ in Christmas, well, okay, it’s a viewpoint. What really annoys me is when Christians start telling me that Christmas trees, Yule logs, and massive consumer spending are at the core of a traditional Christian celebration.

Which is ironic since Jesus was famously given presents.

But also presents, and spending money. Spend more money to show Jesus you care.

Homophones?

Patton Oswalt said there’s probably a whole James Ellroy novel in whatever the hell happened to turn a guy as happy-go-lucky as he was early on into such a bitter racist jerk.

You’re right, but what’s weird is that it didn’t used to be. I’m not going to claim that Even Stevens and Lizzie McGuire were hard-hitting, realistic dramas, but they were single-cam shows without laugh tracks. The acting on those shows wasn’t all that far off from things like Malcolm in the Middle or Scrubs.

Like they say: it’s “need to know”, and you don’t need to know.

Probably one of those extremely generic sitcoms they crank out every few years. Probably good for her career that she went with the film 

Yeah Skarsgard killed that monologue.

“I share my dreams with ghosts.”

Fantastic episode.

Funny you say that, because Luthen and Lonni detailing their own deeply personal sacrifices for the cause also reminded me of another wonderful bit of Star Trek monologuing, from TNG’s “The Defector.”

Luthen’s speech was great. Stellan Skarsgard is just fantastic.