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Umm no. Game of Thrones got MUCH better after a few middling to bad seasons when it was finally untethered from GRRM’s later books in the series. To me, the TV show IS the official canon. I could care less if GRRM never publishes anything ever again.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

Spotted it, and I agree....he totally used ‘now’ wrong.

He’s her husband, he shouldn’t be a stranger to her. And he should want her by his side. This isn’t about treating her like glass or whatever hyperbole you want, this is about treating your wife as an equal, a partner, an important person in your life. He should treat his wife like he treats Ivanka, in that photo he’s

Unfortunately, there is a fairly good chance that the EO withstands legal challenges, or at least, that significant portions of it do, such as the ban on refugees and the ban on nonimmigrants. There is over a century of authority saying that the President has near-unlimited authority to determine who can and cannot

As always, sportswriters feel like they have the right to “punish” players who wouldn’t play by their rules. What’s also ironic is that TO gave all these voters so much free material to write columns about his entire career, and now they are punishing him for it.

Hot take: Religious people are hypocrites. They don’t care about things like prayers or following the word of God.  

Man, he’ll do anything to get out of going to Trump’s inauguration.

Trump supporters have been interviewed about why they were voting for him.

The gap between Obama, a true scholar, a man of unwavering integrity, hope, a profound sense of what the word justice means, (see his nonviolent crime drug related charges pardons) and then the comparison to the vile filthy, racist, mysoginist, that makes a living off shorting anyone and everybody that he ever met.

And in situations where laughter is inappropriate (such as racist/homophobic/etc jokes), the best alternative is to stare blankly and say, “I’m sorry, I don’t think I understand the joke. Can you explain it to me?”

It’s too soon for Thoughts & Prayers™, we’re still at step one which is Blame Radical Islamic Terrorism™ (but only if the guy isn’t white).

A homunculus crafted out of old jack-o-lanters and blonde merkins.

That is unless you are referring to him being owned by Russia. In that case it’s appropriate to call him red..

I could’ve sworn he was red in an Enquirer photo I saw. (AKA Trumpussy’s Weekly World News).

What about all the orange tomato hybrids, like summer cider?

“I’m an adult wearing a football jersey! You’re wearing a t-shirt from a team that my team doesn’t like!”

Don’t be a pushy douchebag should be a part of every parents’ lessons to their teenage boys haha. It sounds like your kids are really lucky to have you.

I’ve seen drunken frat boys in a bar fight while blowing a .30 with better head movement than Rousey.

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.