I’d be totally fine with Fox replacing Pete Rose with Bill Murray for the pregame and postgame commentary.

I think you’re burying the lede here, Patrick. Did the Broncos actually retire John Lynch’s number after 4 seasons? And they were only a dominant team for one of those years, 2005. Honestly, if that’s not white privilege, I don’t know what is.

The people planning to vote for him(?)

Going to need a better video than that if this arm chair umpire is going to make a ruling.

It is known.

All that is meaningless because people who use proper names in Scrabble are the lowest scum on Earth. 

Says “words have meanings”... calls them “’metal’ of honor winners”

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Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

4:10 when someone off screen sighs “oh god” as she tries to deflect onto bill clinton AMAZING

Dude goes out to kite-surf a hurricane, with a kite-surfer that’s made for hurricanes. Dude gets massive air while kite-surfing the hurricane, lands it.

To pass the test the robot would have to be caught staring off into the distance fantasizing about someone else. This is, of course, the been married over 25 years robot.

Profit is not the proper measure of infrastructure. That’s why we can’t improve it by investing in it.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

If he had huntingtons, he likely would have been dead 20-30 years ago.

Holy shit! I forgot all about AYDS. Every housewife on my street ate those like M&Ms with their Salem Lights and coffee. Very nervous hood.

If he had Huntington’s disease, he’d have been dead thirty years ago.

Calling B.S. the world knows gun violence only happens in America

Yuengling is my favorite beer when it comes to things normally found on tap at an average bar. They have a brewery here in Tampa as well so it's relatively popular in the area and for an inexpensive beer it's pretty tastey, especially the Black & Tan variety.

To compare Yuengling to those other 35 incarnations of stale urine is an insult to the people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Hopefully you will celebrate Independence day by fucking off back to England.