For a soulless , godless golem , he went pretty hard with the “God” card.

TBH, I consider myself a bit of a know it all , just ask me.

Funny story , I guess it never dawned on her that she had to actually tell her daughter she was giving her a “slut shot”.

Cost me a few $100 but I did both my boys.

“Running out of sympathy for 35 yr old, so-called victims with 7 digit net worth,” Penn State trustee Albert Lord wrote in an email to the Chronicle of Higher Education.

It has been almost 20 years and we still talk about missing Barry

Maybe , I met the one in Denver, but I believe they were from Appalachia

Funny, I knew a River and Smokey with the same last name

My wife had a client named Tomeastar, because when she was born her mom said “to me you look like a star”. Hence , Tomeastar

I was set to receive my MS in finance. my son was born the first day of class, which shouldn’t of been a big deal, because I was just picking up my syllabus and I had others in my cohort that would take notes for me or tell me any assignments that I missed.

I will probably never try one of these on. I stop gaming in the late ‘90s when laptops were becoming a thing. I played a Star Wars game for about 30 mins and thought I was going to die.

Who took this fuckstick out of the greys ?

Where do those two people live ? The Everglades ?

I got into a similar discussion with a friend of mine who is a Sicilian chef.

Look I get the Jordan thing, I did it from start to finish , but aside from a couple books in the middle, it is pretty fun to read.

I have only had to do it a couple times in my life , so unconscious , serious respitory distress, massive bleeding (like an artery) call.

Yes , and everyone knows not to call unless someone isn’t near death.

I told my buddies to wear a tie, any tie , clothes don’t matter.

2nd that. I think I have have climaxed once in the Last five years from fellatio.

Maybe doesn’t apply to your situation, but I get really excited by it, particularly when i was younger and more unaware, but I would kinda lose myself in doing it and not realize I was getting heavy toungued.