i always call him james "we don't need no stinking" badge dale…

as peter and olivia jumped out of the helicopter towards the sea, i said out loud to the tv, "there's no place like home! there's no place like home!"

and i really hate the scifi font. i much prefer the comic sans they use on modern family, or times new roman on private practice.

liked, for the phineas and ferb reference.

[turns]

i'm so old, i thought you were talking about the alex hailey mini-series

"touched by a cylon"

really?

not shown in this episode, but another thing you never want to do on acid is go to a supermarket.

it's a sag-aftra card now.

i need summer glau to guest star on the final episode of terriers where it turns out she was an angel all along, protecting the weird cave of golden light.

maybe the adult part…

in high school my buds and i would habe poker parties at one guy's house out on the edge of town…lots of big lots between houses…we'd play on the covered back porch where his dad kept cases and cases of cheap beer, so nafurallu we'd sneak a few…and at the time it was semi-rural so driving home was hardly a problem.

but when you look at a picture of a non-descript nerd, and project all kinds of your feelings onto him, isn't that called a horshack test?

so what? i log on through facebook too.

maybe nasal irrigation is prep for nose play…?

one of my biggest complaints about "smash"is that tom and julia's supposed hit musical talents sound awfully-old fashioned for today's broadway. all the show-within-a-show numbers from "marilyn: the workshop" and monday's "heaven on earth" sound to me like broadway circa 1963… no modern influence a la sondheim or…

for a few episodes in the beginning last season, i was hoping the killer would turn out to be linden's fiance who fled to california and kept calling her to come join him, so she wouldn't stay on the case and find out it was him who was schtupping rosie larsen and who killed her.

you mean james "we don't need no stinking" badge dale?

a pig with a gun stands over the body of a cow…