My inclinations are always to shoot for a joke or some astute political analysis, but there's nothing left to say here but this man is grotesque, and his utter absence of respect or reverence for anything is nauseating.

"Charlie Chaplin is a loser. When is the last time he had a hit movie? Sad!"

"And when you see someone who kinda looks like a suspect, I mean, I've never looked like a suspect. If you don't want to be tackled in the street minding your own business, don't look like other people."

If my analysis is flawed, it has nothing to do with intensity of opposition, because that's not the point. It has to do with Trump being obsessed with optics, and Session providing bad optics by instituting nothing but unpopular policy. Did he want to get rid of Spicer because of his policy? No, because he was not…

I said nothing about he intensity of the opposition, just that it was broad based, and would include a contingent of his nominal supporters. This has little to do with how much people care about things; I would contend that most people don't give a shit about illegal immigration, but it was at the forefront of his…

"Trump's made it pretty clear"

Even working from a contention that they are greatly skewed, polling suggests a significant majority of the populace opposes the federal government going after states that have passed cannabis reform, including prominent members of his own party that are very big on free market and states' rights. And the reality of…

Spicer resigned because Trump hired a guy who Spicer was on the record saying he absolutely would not work for, and this was after he had been shuffled to the sidelines for Huckabee's daughter. It's like castrating a guy and he responds by saying, "Okay, that's it. I'm not fucking you anymore!" And I think his…

I think you nailed it. They probably bonded over killing some endangered animals together.

Trump likes this shit right up to the point where he feels like it's embarrassing him and tarnishing the brand. Who was the biggest target of ridicule coming out of the gate? Spicey. Gone. Who took his place in the hot seat once he took a powder? Sessions. On seriously shaky ground, and would be gone if it was…

Whenever he's not around, people should ask, "Where's Moochie? Is he behind me? IS HE BEHIND ME?!??!!"

Certainly it is not possible for this Moochie to be any louder or angrier.

They are going to have the most tense company picnic ever.

In general, yes.

No, I think it's really nice of them to include a wank scene in the middle of their movie about a woman constantly getting the shit beat out of her.

It's problematically empowering.

Go get 'em, Olivia.

Long story short… my team, Disney Channel, and I have come to the agreement its finally time for me to move on from the Disney family and Bizaardvark

Someday, the world will have to figure out why so many YouTube stars and social media celebrities turn out to be assholes…

There's a flaw in your reasoning. Those are indeed the sort of places a Trump supporter would wear a "The Piss Tape Is Real" T-shirt, but I suspect they are not the target demographic. They'll have to continue to wear their "onald Trump: The "D" is missing because it's in every hater's mouth" T-shirts instead.