As with any balance outcries from a game’s community, more often than not, the answer lies in the player, not the devs. If you’re dying a lot to a specific character, it’s most likely because you haven’t learned how to counter them. If it’s more than that and the character has a clear advantage, that’s different, but…

“two sunbaked toads you’re puzzled to find wetly defecating in your bathtub” Now THAT’S a sentence. Bravo.

“Are these batshit, motherfuckers trying to get her killed?” Yes. “Are these . . . are trying . . . ?” No. Great article, sorry for playing grammar Nazi.

I get what you’re trying to say but it’s inaccurate and the “UFC” referees ref professional boxing, MMA, grappling tournaments and pretty much any other type of fighting competitions. They don’t just work for the UFC.

By “showing off” you mean “wearing his uniform”?

Except for the fact that North Korea isn’t a communist state, it’s a cult. So Hotfries suggestion is perfectly valid. Also, a dictator can call them self whatever they want.

Oh I’ve totally been “Hey’d” by women. “Hey’d”, “Hi’d”, “How’re you’d” and several other variations. Maybe men just say it more often? I never really thought about it till I read this article, but now I’m really curious.

Nope, still indifferent and not talking about you.

Let’s not beat Barry up, he just hasn’t had sex with enough men to encounter a “Hey-er” yet. Also, it’s because the moments after sex are incredibly awkward for a lot of us dimwitted menfolk. We feel the need to acknowledge that something loving/fun/touching/emotional/whatever has just happened and instead of saying…

Publishers have been trying to shut down the resale market for years. Until they figure out a way to sell used games themselves, it’s not going anywhere because it isn’t illegal, yet.

Let me get this straight, a DC Super “Hero” movie with Jared Leto and Ben Afleck in it, and it’s horrible? I’m shocked. Shocked and, well just shocked. Also, why do people keep hiring these assholes to be in their terrible movies?

Nunes, Velasquez and Aldo were really the only fights worth watching. And even Aldo/Edgar was a bit of a let down, although, I do think Aldo was fighting to win for the first time in years, instead of just fighting to not lose. Brock/Hunt and Cormier/Silva were just painful. I like grappling matches, but those weren’t…

How else are you going to establish your dominance?

The original series started on Cybertron and moved to Earth. They could transform into vehicles before they came to Earth, they just didn’t look like cars from the 80s, so C-2 has a valid point.

That was just a sad, sad duel at the end. I didn’t realize Overwatch could had so much in common with the Division.

I blame it on the fact that so many people feel like there should be more to a game after they’ve rushed as fast as they could through all of the content without paying any attention to it. Fuck the story and how good everything looks, I NEED TO GET TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL BEFORE EVERYONE ELZZZZZZZ!!!!! Then they piss…

I sympathize. I’ve been trying to figure out a way to not get torn to shreds by the roving gangs of rogues in between being shot in the back by cowardly rogues or not getting dry humped by level 34 golds everywhere. I mean the obvious answer is to not go in the DZ but that’s the only way I can get better gear as a…

I realized that the DPS count was broken a long time ago after I started using the firing range. I’d lose 100 DPS in my count by adding a mod with Crit Damage but gain 100 points per bullet? That makes sense.

They need to do more than tighten up the ranks, they need to figure out a better way to place people in tiers. I’m GS188 and I’m stuck in the 201+ bracket because I have two pieces of 214 garbage gear in my pack. Their tier score ignores your GS once you have a few pieces of 201+ gear anywhere on you or in your stash.…

The point is, you can’t tell from GS whether a person is going to get melted until you see them get melted. Everyone is a gamble. Maybe they have good gear and just suck at the game? Maybe they have crap gear but can get the job done? The idea that people need to screen randoms based on GS is one of the biggest things…