I believe you meant to write “Future Secretary of State, Baked Alaska.”

Yes, I can see how you came to that conclusion. After all, I cited noted conservative news outlets Paste, The Guardian, and Salon.

Sometimes I think Twitter is a scourge upon society and should be permanently shut down. Then I see something like this and I think “we can make an exception here.”

No human thinks Mnuchin is attractive, so Louise must be a robot.

I appreciate Ruhle shutting him down so steadfastly, but I kindof wish they had let him dig a bigger hole for himself. If for no other reason than to completely expose him and his client as the awful pieces of human shit that they are. I think he did say “cultural differences,” but I think he was trying to draw a…

Who looks at that guy and goes “Yup...you get a gun!”

No doubt.

Yeah, that’s a pretty good take as well. He was obviously trying to establish some sort of shared behavior or shared cultural norm between Moore and Velshi.

Ugh. I know.

That’s how it came across to me. He was trying to say “hey, you understand with these young girls (wink, wink) because you’re a muslim and you’ve travelled to other countries.”

seeming to suggest that his client’s alleged crimes could be chalked up to a cultural differences that Velshi simply doesn’t understand.

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Blake Shelton is a bearded, slightly less puffy version of present-day Val Kilmer.

And the Bernie Bros will still be nodding their heads in agreement.

Oh, man. You should search “mountain dew meth addicts” or “meth mouth.” Also, please stop drinking that stuff. And eat a banana.

Let’s note here that Heller was a 5-4 decision with Scalia writing the opinion of the court. It’s not as if this ruling is completely free of rightwing ideology.

You explanation is total nonsense. Just utter gibberish.

Claude Taylor? True Facts Stated, Claude Taylor? Are you fucking kidding me? Claude Taylor, who has been called an “unhinged opportunist masquerading as the digital vanguard of #Resistance” and who “tweeted fake details of criminal inquiries into Trump that were invented by a source whose claim to work for the New…

Any advice for the kinja commenter equivalent of this?

Maybe. A lot of it is gibberish. I have a hard time parsing both the prose and the argument. I honestly cannot figure out what the hell FDR has to do with any of this. It’s so tangential to anything that was being discussed... I just... wow. As far as I can tell, she’s saying that Trump is unpopular, but FDR was…