There is now a government database that contains all of the doctors’ comments about your genitals.

I admire your optimism. The Sox will fuck this up. Guaranteed.

Just a few bad apples.

When this rebuild inevitably fails I honestly hope that Reinsdorf dies while taking a shit. Congratulations White Sox, you’ve turned me in to a casual baseball fan.

She really tried to do the right thing, and I find the scapegoating of her absolutely stomach turning. Does she have a gofundme to fight off the racist ass FOP?

For what it’s worth, I’d call you an asshole to your face. Want to hang out?

This stupid slippery slope argument is stupid.

It doesn’t matter, per se. I was using that as an example of how out-of-whack the way the US values labor is in terms of how “necessary” that labor is. You’re statement that “ Is it some great injustice that their skills aren’t valuable to everyone, but are very valuable to a limited set of people?” illustrates my…

Color me underwhelmed.

Joe Manchin is the walking, talking proof that the Democratic party needs to be dissolved. Fuck that guy, fuck the dems.

Shocking. Really. That the US cut spending AFTER it had become the largest purchaser of goods and services due to waging a world war. I can’t fucking believe it’s true.

It was a little bit of hyperbole intended to illustrate the insane way in which we value labor. You totally got it. I like to think in terms of my garbage man, who I could not go more than, say, two weeks without. On the other hand, I could go my whole goddman life and never need a political consultant. That the…

I need the musings of another middle-aged white guy who thinks self-deprecation is attractive like I need a bullet to the head. CK and Larry David need to both fuck off.

Just a few bad apples.

Amazing. Even in this supposedly flattering portrait, I can still tell that his daughters fucking hate him.

Don’t take this the wrong way, but I honestly have no fucking idea what you’re talking about. I hate when people do this, but I really can’t make any sense of this word salad. What is the antecedent to the pronoun “it” in the first sentence? Socialism? Egalitarian societies? The US? I’m seriously trying to parse…

When a government program turns out to be worth nothing they get a bigger budget.

Failed model? You mean post-war US? Yes, the most egalitarian society in modern history was definitely a failure. When the boomers wax poetic about the “good old days” that’s what they’re talking about. Everyone had a job that paid them a living wage. Hell, a milkman could support a family of four. But, you’re…

The executive branch of government is out of control. At all levels.

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