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Did you know that the reason high schools start so early is due to bussing? Governments won’t fund additional busses and no one will sign on to their kindergartener waiting for the bus when it’s dark outside, so the high schoolers get the shaft. Someone should invent pneumatic tubes that you just put your kid in and

Where are these thugs’ parents?

Fluffer.

Why don’t you take your insistence on civility and shove it up your ass. I am better than the “other side” here, Sport. I’m not a fat drug addict. I am probably a piece of shit, though.

Name calling? What the fuck are you on about? Rush is, in fact, a fat drug addict. That is a statement of fact. It’s not like I called him a piece of shit. He is one, though.

Every time I see some study or another about corporate news I ask myself the same question: Who in the hell is still watching this garbage? Is it the boomers? Damn.

Just look at that spineless piece of shit. He and Jeff Flake should just admit that Trump has outplayed them and that they are, in fact, owned by that orange, demented, effete douchebag with 9th grade reading ability. Then, they should go jump off a bridge.

Just a few bad apples.

Joe Donnelly is a disgusting piece of shit.

Bernie would have won.

Except the perpetual war and triple tapping civilians with drone strikes. That shit can stay.

It was a joke, and I know you’re trolling, but, whatever. I’m game. I bet your fat ass wouldn’t be talking so much shit if we were face to face. That’s the thing about you internet tough guys: Once you see 6'3" 215 lbs. of fucking pissed off coming at you, you wet your pants and back down like the twat you are.

“I have a great heart for these people. But, if I want to get reelected, I need to make sure I appease the suburban racists that elected me. That means that I enact racist policies, while also shouting at the top of my lungs that I am not racist. In short, I like winning more than I care about what happens to these

America truly is the land of opportunity. Can you think of another country where a fat, racist drug addict who said really disgusting things about the president’s daughter could be a millionaire with significant influence over a large part of the electorate? I can’t.

Cher does not get enough love. Someone recently suggested to me that the entire auto-tune phenomenon can be traced back to “Believe.” Awesome.

It’s all the coke. And jesus. But mostly, coke.

Yes. Most of us lack the moral clarity to authorize drone strikes when the civilian casualties are within acceptable limits.

I get what you’re saying here, but the strategy you’ve described here doesn’t address the generation problem that the republicans have. Gen X’ers are getting more liberal as they age, the millennials are more liberal still. At some point, isn’t the republican base going to simply die off? I’m fairly certain that

Should have just shot his ass.

is that the type of person he appeals to lacks the sophistication to realize that his promises of returning long-dead American jobs in steel and coal and manufacturing aren’t just lies.