Nice nails tho

Damn.

Oh. So its more than just the holiday. Thats too bad.

Yay!

I had my last period and the only symptoms I had were a few hot flashes. Last period and then nothing. I guess I was lucky. On the downside, I have one daughter and I was soooooo sick for 5 months that maybe it evens out when its time.

What do you mean jezebel wont exist?

Has anybody noticed that over in deadspin old foodspin posts are recycled and people reply like they are currrent? I saw a reply to a 2 year old post today and I was like, dude this is 2 years old. Wtf.

They also protect againt stds so they are more than a contraceptive.

This stuff is 2 years old. Its really not a guest spot. In fact it was presented this way last year too. Chris thompson must not want to post on a holiday weekend.

Actually, cooking dinner by myself for just myself doesn’t sound all that bad. I can make whatever I want with nobody telling me they don’t want it or like it. But the basketball and volleyball; not so much.

I used to hear “working in silos” and “he threw it over the wall” all the time. It made me want to scream. Also, “I’ve been tasked to do this”. Tasked?

Yup I have a baby gate to keep my dog downstairs when im not home. Got it after he was apparently ill and had diahrea on every rug upstairs. It was delightful.

A moisture festival? Yuk. I hear “moist” is a word people dont like.

You are completely reasonable.

I have trouble with the word colleague. I try to describe my relationship with someone I work with and can never come up with that word. In fact, I know this and had to google it. Why cant I remember this word?

I saw a pony shitting and a fluffy bunny today. Does that count?

I know im late to the party but you look like a million bucks.

Close though. Next door almost.

Do you live in minnesota?

Have fun. Ill keep my fingers crossed that you get sun and not rain. :)