Why not come up with new label for the stupidly small stuff? Like 00 is called “I never eat” and 0 is “I eat once every 3 days” and 1 is “I would be a 0 but I fucked up and ate 10 doritos”. And so on. You getnthe idea. It would stop at size 8 which isnt that small.

90 dollars for a lipstick. That makes me want to cry for some reason.

I would argue that perhaps adele didnt want to have a full body picture but here she is with wet hair in a robe like just out of the shower. Granted shes beautiful but thats kind of “naked” in its own way. I guess thats the curvy lady way.

Damn. I saw ugliest sweaters today. They were vikings sweaters. Awful. But...they were 40% off. Still didnt buy one.

Hey mindeemoo. Drinking chardonnay. Glad you are here tonight. The intro wwithout you kind of confused me.

Hey mindeemoo. Whatcha drinking?

Yes. Tell me the important stuff like graduations, weddings, folks who have passed on. I dont care that you think our president is incompetent or that you went to bora bora on a vacation. Jeez.

It could be worse. I have one friend who sends a letter detailing every exotic vacation he takes and another who fillsnhis letter with his political opinions. Its obnoxious but its fun, I can read them and hatenon those letters.

Haha. Yeah. Never go to the magic kingdom on the 4th of july. Im no longer that stupid.

With all due respect, the magic kingdom is never worth it imo. That park is hell. And I was there on the 4th of july. SHIT SHOW.

Fair enough. When ive been to disney world ive been with my daughter and her kids. Magic kingdom was excruciating. I needed epcot just to get a break. At least I could get a shitty drink. :)

Ive only been to disneyland once. Been to disney world 5 times. Here is how you do magic kingdom. Go in. Go to the americana section (liberty square)? Buy an iced latte with a shot of vanilla soft serve. Go to hall of presidents. Watch that. Take latte and leave magic kingdom. If in florida, go directly to epcot and…

Holy shit lady. You have more than 1000 replies. You are a star.

Oh. Floods are no fun. Im sorry. Well, im glad youre here tonite. You are a funny bunny.

You love the wrapping? You really are a saint. Thats the part that drives me crazy. But I suck at it so theres that. Happy saturday.

Drinking chardonnay, as usual. Glad to see you back. I never know now who will be online and who will be gone. Almost done with christmas shopping thank god. Happy to be here.

If you want to see alot of errors due to lack of proofreading, deadspin takes the prize imo.

If I tried that my husband would crush them with his frozen vodka bottle.

Mindeemoo, there are so many awful people I this world that you might as well forget it. I think of you. You are wonderful. You make saturday night special.

Minn pinn he is so cute but needs alot of attention. I love him.