I’m so sick of this. Just another example of our dangerous society and how we can never solve the root problem in these murders. It’s time for strong legislation to make our country safer.

Attendance has dropped since its heyday for various reasons: Ticket prices grew rapidly while cheap seat sections were removed, the drivers aren’t local heroes but rather multi millionaire robots, car culture is shrinking in America, TV coverage in hidef is stellar, and the death of Dale Earnhardt who was the face of…

They call this one the Annexation of Puerto Rico.

Banana and mayonnaise.

I bet you were born in 1948.

Yes, but our list is “any celeb we can reasonably defend hooking up with while sober"

Oh my God, how great would it be if the spokesperson was Katrina Pierson?? That Trump got her to seduce Cruz at some shitty motel in Iowa??

“You want a tow? I can get you a tow. Hell, I can get you a tow by 3 o’clock”

Keep doin what you do, otherwise the terrorists win.

Good. Fuck these mouth breathing haters. The Sphincter Dome is for all to take in.

ESPN8: The Otto.

Good read. Heard this growing up, but it was obvious to me it was nonsense when Bobby Labonte won the Cup in 2000.

Really? Every time I was asked when abroad they knew Atlanta was in Georgia, or at least in the South. Never gotten Atlantic City before.

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As a Hawks fan, I’d rather lose in the first round without Howard than with him. And it looks like I’m gonna get my wish!

She still uses ARCA brakes

Here for the snobby Jalopnik NASCAR haters, not leaving disappointed

Dude looks like a failed John Kasich clone.

I’m know a lot of mouthbreathers are happy Cam lost, but that’s not where the real joy comes from.

28 years old is way too young to go out, R.I.P.