@GreyCat: Ok, I'll fight to defend the honour of possums everywhere.... but that did make me giggle :-)

Hey people. Just because an animal scares you, hisses at you, is ugly or smells like crap, doesn't mean it deserves to be in a cage or the subject of scorn.

Ka-pow! Snap! Bam! Wham! Thud! Zonk! Kraaaaak! BOOM! Right in the nuptials!

@MissGraceIsDisgraced: <3

Poor Chloe Sev-in-yey. I'd like to raise a toe-ast to all those who've got drunk and been a little too honest at a party.

@Ding-Dang: Haha. This is where it all falls apart. <3

So, when I wake in the morning I theoretically have zero intelligence. At work I bumble along averagely (occasionally dipping below), but I don't push it. Then when I get home and out come the sweatpants, I become (ick) "retarded". And when the day is done and I'm ready for bed I am a genius.

Anyone who saw the new Upstairs Downstairs reboot recently will agree that Claire Foy is waaayy too good for this shitshow.

@messybessy: Yep those lips seem pretty uncontrollable to me.

@GildaLily: Glad it wasn't just me.

@PrettyB is like Whoa: The gender-bending photoshoot when she fashioned her own 'grill' out of a gum wrapper sealed my love for her.

I was just thinking "wow Natalie Gal looks a lot like my favourite ever ANTM contestant Natasha from Russia!"... then discovered she actually is my favourite ever ANTM contestant Natasha from Russia.

I haven't a clue what I just watched, but I think I like it.

My avatar has reliably informed me that this is actually a little in-joke between herself and the big Renaissance dude.

@the_valkyrie: have you tried the new Galaxy Cookie Crumble?

To semi-quote Rachel Zoe, they "literally" taste like vomit. Plus there's that weird aftertaste which just will Not DIE!

I'm pretty sure these numnuts would picket their own funerals if they could.

@mimiblu: Oh that would be superb!

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: I know exactly what you mean. Her TV show was a bit shit, but the lady herself can be very funny.

@Krissyro: Really? I didn't know that. Jeez, that's some harsh luck!